Mandarin 反射孤绕地球两圈 fan3she4hu2 rao4 di4qiu2 liang3 quan1 When it takes you forever to get a comment or a joke someone just made. (LitYour reaction nerve impulse (reflex arc) took two orbits around the earth.).

Me: (Has poofy, blond hair that looks like a wig.) You: Hey, nice hair. You running for fascist leader of the free world? Me: . . . huh? Me: Screw you. I'm not Donald Trump. You: 哇,你的反射孤绕地球两圈!